People Get Ready, There's A Train A-Comin' by Petra Michelle
FADE IN: EXT. RAILROAD STATION - NIGHT A gathering of PEOPLE await the arrival of a train headed for an unnamed destination. As it comes to a stop, the CONDUCTOR hops onto the crowded platform. ELLA FITZGERALD: Is this the A Train to Sugar Hill, Harlem? CONDUCTOR: Climb aboard, Miss. ARLO GUTHRIE: Is it going to the City of New Orleans? CONDUCTOR: Climb aboard, Sir. OZZY OSBOURNE: Is this the Crazy Train? CONDUCTOR: Climb aboard, Sir. JOHNNY CASH: Is this the Wabash Cannon Ball? CONDUCTOR: Climb aboard, Sir. GLADYS KNIGHT: Is this the Midnight Train to Georgia? CONDUCTOR: Climb aboard, Miss. R.E.M.: Is it the Driver 8? CONDUCTOR: Climb aboard, Gentlemen. BOB DYLAN: Is it a Slow Train? CONDUCTOR: Climb aboard, Sir. LITTLE EVA: Is this the Locomotion? CONDUCTOR: Climb aboard, Miss. ALLMAN BROTHERS BAND: Is it the All Night Train? CONDUCTOR: Climb aboard, Gentlemen. BRUCE SPRIN...