Eve's Got Mail by Petra Michelle
FADE IN: EXT. GARDEN OF EDEN - NIGHT ADAM is reading the newspaper while EVE types furiously away at the computer nearby. ADAM Are you still blogging? EVE I just have a few more comments to reply. ADAM I'm tired, Eve. EVE Why don't you go on ahead, my love. I'll be there in a few minutes. Adam neatly folds the newspaper and sets it on a nearby boulder. Rising, ADAM How about some warm milk? EVE That would be lovely. Eve watches Adam disappear, then returns to the computer. INTERCUT EXCHANGES BETWEEN EVE AND ABRA ON THE COMPUTER. EVE Abra, our relationship is in the Dead Sea. It's been the same routine for hundreds of years. ABRA But, Eve, you're the most revered couple in history. People worship you. EVE (flustered) I don't want to be revered or worshipped. I just want Adam to look at me the way he did the day God created us. Is that too much to ask? ABRA All right, let me think. Have you tried pasties? EVE Abra, ...