Pay Up, Chumps! by Petra Michelle
INT. STATE DINING ROOM. WHITE HOUSE - NIGHT At Crumb's intimate dinner with his closest Oligarchs, a butler serves each an appetizer of Seaweed caviar. FACEBRAT: What, no Beluga Caviar?! BUTLER: Sturgeon is endangered due to overfishing, Sir. The Olis exchange glances of disgust! Crumb indicates to the butler. CRUMB: Serve the next course, now! Another butler returns to serve the second course of canned tuna. TIC TAC TOE: Where's my Bluefin tuna? BUTLER: The oil spill killed the fishery. The Olis grow impatient which isn't overlooked by Crumb. CRUMB: Serve the lobster risotto immediately! When the third butler serves the risotto, MELON HUSK: This isn't lobster. It's shrimp! HOWDY DOODY BIN SALMAN: No matter. I heard the Gold Opulence Sundae is a testament to luxury and richness. CRUMB: It is. Here comes dessert now. As the butler sets down the dessert before each Oli, each looks dismayed. As they break open each fortune cookie, INSERT: The Fortune Cookies "...
