People Get Ready, There's A Train A-Comin' by Petra Michelle


FADE IN:

EXT. RAILROAD STATION - NIGHT 

A gathering of PEOPLE await the arrival of a train headed for an unnamed destination. As it comes to a stop, the CONDUCTOR hops onto the crowded platform.

ELLA FITZGERALD: Is this the A Train to Sugar Hill, Harlem?

CONDUCTOR: Climb aboard, Miss.

ARLO GUTHRIE: Is it going to the City of New Orleans?

CONDUCTOR: Climb aboard, Sir.

OZZY OSBOURNE: Is this the Crazy Train?

CONDUCTOR: Climb aboard, Sir.

JOHNNY CASH: Is this the Wabash Cannon Ball?

CONDUCTOR: Climb aboard, Sir.

GLADYS KNIGHT: Is this the Midnight Train to Georgia?

CONDUCTOR: Climb aboard, Miss.

R.E.M.: Is it the Driver 8?

CONDUCTOR: Climb aboard, Gentlemen.

BOB DYLAN: Is it a Slow Train?

CONDUCTOR: Climb aboard, Sir.

LITTLE EVA: Is this the Locomotion?

CONDUCTOR: Climb aboard, Miss.

ALLMAN BROTHERS BAND: Is it the All Night Train?

CONDUCTOR: Climb aboard, Gentlemen.

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: Is this a Downbound Train?

CONDUCTOR: Climb aboard, Sir.

ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA: Is it the Last Train to London?

CONDUCTOR: Climb aboard, Gentlemen.

YUSUF/CAT STEVENS: Is this the Peace Train?

CONDUCTOR: Climb aboard, Sir.

ELVIS PRESLEY: Is this the Mystery Train?

CONDUCTOR: Climb aboard, Sir.

THE MONKEES: Is this the Last Train To Clarksville?

CONDUCTOR: Climb aboard, Gentlemen.

BECK: Is this the Broken Train?

CONDUCTOR: Climb aboard, Sir.

THE OJ's: Is this the Love Train?

CONDUCTOR: Climb aboard, Gentlemen.

The platform has emptied, passengers now onboard. As he waves a lantern,

CONDUCTOR: All aboard!

Rastafarians run towards the train as it begins to pull out.

BOB MARLEY: Stop That Train!

CONDUCTOR: Get on board, Gentlemen. It's the last train to glory. 

Addressing the passengers,

CONDUCTOR: Lay your burdens down, no one makes it on this train alone.

The Impressions begin to sing,

THE IMPRESSIONS: People get ready, there's a train a-comin'. You don't need no ticket, you just get on board. 

Passengers join in.

PASSENGERS: So, people get ready for the train to Jordan, picking up passengers coast to coast, faith is the key, open the doors and board 'em, there's hope for all among those who loved the most.

Their voices fade out as the train pulls away into the night.

FADE TO BLACK


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